Thursday, March 16, 2006

PBS stands for Poopy, Bad Station!!

Um, hello?, PBS? As devoted to educational programming as you are, could you please explain to me why on god's green earth you would randomly replace Sesame Street today with some gay-ass (sorry to be crass) 'Colonial Williamsburg' show? Yeah, leave on Dragon Tales and the other goofy morning programming, but replace the award-winning, historically fabulous Sesame Street, brilliant way to get those pledges. Oh, my little Ella was totally jazzed to see that programming change. Thanks for screwing with the routine of a 13-month old, I do believe she has placed a hex on you, or I think that's what she meant with all that whining and crying that started when her eyes were not greeted by the beautiful faces of Big Bird, Ernie and Elmo at 9 o'clock sharp. We were actually forced to change to the Disney channel whereupon my daughter became a Wiggles zombie for 30 minutes, terrific. You better bring her friends back tomorrow morning or she's stormin' the castle for sure...

just look at this sad, deprived baby face : (

2 comments:

Mandy said...

Heh...you mean she didn't find Colonial Williamsburg enthralling? I just can't imagine that. What 13-month old doesn't love to hear about...3-cornered hats, and olde fashioned smithies, or whatever they talk about.

I hope this Wiggles thing is a phase.

Anonymous said...

No, not the Wiggles. How dare PBS do that to Ella! I hope Big Bird and Elmo return!